englishsnow:

 Chris O’Kelley







micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 







toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery













“An intelligent, beautiful woman with a dirty mind that makes you laugh non-stop should be treasured.”

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Just don’t bury me somewhere in a chest.

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iero-dogs:

this is why i’m alive ok







lustik:

Cats On My Stuff – Persu - Collectif 100 Pression.

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drunktrophywife:

ICONIC