Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS
what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery
Just don’t bury me somewhere in a chest.(via shroomfairy)
this is why i’m alive ok